So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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