I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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