I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.