It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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