Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i came on her dog
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.