is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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