What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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