He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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