I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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