I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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