But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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