I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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