Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so let's talk penis.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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