Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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