i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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