speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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