i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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