My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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