yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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