ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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