Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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