You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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