The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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