Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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