Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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