There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.