Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.