the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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