thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?