There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.