There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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