More tranny stories later!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer