guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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