I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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