we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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