Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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