We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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