My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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