quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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