Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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