i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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