And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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