If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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