Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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