i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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