if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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