I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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