How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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