Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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