He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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