last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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