if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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