I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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