Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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