is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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