Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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