already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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