His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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