Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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