Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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