apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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