You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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