He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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